It's A Real World After All ( Parody- It's A Small World )

by Duck Logic, circa 1985 A.D.

It's a world of acne, a world of germs.
It's your brand new dog coming
down with worms.
It's the notes being played by
a cockroach parade.
It's the real world after all.

It's a world of ulcers, a world of zits.
It's the hole in the road that
you never miss.
It's the cheap underwear
creeping up to your hair.
It's the real world after all.

It's the real world after all,
It's the real world after all.
It's the real world after all,
It's the real real world.

It's a world of hunger, a world of sin.
It's a million products to keep you thin.
It's machinery exhaust causing
air to be lost.
It's the real world after all.

It's a world of stark mediocrity.
It's a world of mindless activity.
It's a little white lie inside
mom's apple pie.
It's the real world after all.

It's the real world after all.
Cold, hard steel world after all,
Slimy eel world after all,
it's the real real world.

It's a world that's black and a
world that's blue
And you must duck logic to get
you through.
It's the sudden attack of
a knife in your back.
It's the real world after all.

When you reach the lights they
are always red
There are days you wished that you
stayed in bed
Your toast will always land with the
buttered side down.
It's the real world after all.

It's the real world after all,
spinning wheel world after all,
Cold, hard, steel world after all,
it's the real real world

The sticky tape start you
will never find.
One sock is missing from every
pair.( It's a real world after all )

Soft karaoke
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